taylosaurus:

But, because this is me we’re talking about, the dream wasn’t actually very sexy. It did take place in a shower, though. Also, I’m pretty sure he’s taller than 5’6”, but dreams aren’t 100% accurate.

I also had a dream that dontlookback and Elijah Wood were a couple, à la Deep Impact, only instead of a meteor strike there was a zombie apocalypse. And a McDonald’s PlayPlace packed with children like a can of sardines.

omg i want to live inside your dreams